So today at Walmart, James saw a poster for a new movie or show that was about the kids of supervillians - if I am understanding him correctly. He then proceeded to crack me up by saying:
J: "I could see that one guy from Beauty and the Beast having a lot of kids."
Me: "Yeah, no doubt, he had three women simply ready to kill themselves when he planned to marry Belle."
J: "Triplets, right?"
Me: "Yep, and all pretty little blondes who adored him and probably would have shared him, no marriage required."
J: "Could you imagine if all three of them managed to have triplets? Like two sets of girls and one set of boys."
Me: "Knowing Gaston, it'd be worse if all NINE of them were girls!"
James chuckled and shook his head. "Even worse than that, 8 girls and 1 boy, and the boy is the runt!"
I laughed.
James continues: "So the girls are all tall and athletic and somewhat brawny - taking after their dad - and the boy is a total wimp!"
I laugh again. "Or to really make Gaston mad, he totally takes after his moms! He's delicate and blonde and such a pretty boy! So much that he may as well be a girl!"
J: "And the girls have to protect him from jerks!"
Me: "And Gaston is the type that would not want to talk to his girls if they aren't perfect little feminine butterflies, so he probably wouldn't want anything to do with them, and then he'd look at his son and see a girly wimp and not want anything to do with him either!"
J: "But I bet they'd be better off without him anyway."
I laughed. "Yeah, Gaston's an a**hole!"
So... yeah... that's how a LOT of our conversations go, lol!
