Drama? Let's create our own opera!

One day, hubby and I were bickering. I get miffed whenever he yells because I grew up being yelled at constantly for no reason, and he brings back bad memories when he yells. SO, I got fed up and told my hubby that if he wanted to yet at us for any reason, he needed to sing it!

Right away, hubby says: "No, that would never work." I ask: "Why not?"

And that's when hubby belted out with: "♫ Shut up you fucking bitch, I cannot stand this!♫ See? Wouldn't work."

I started laughing so hard and was also amazed that my hubby can sing opera pretty well, lol! I asked, between giggles: "Why not?"

James replied: "Because you won't take me seriously like this!"

I exclaimed: "But that's the point!"

At the time, we were living in an apartment building, and hubby continues: "That and the neighbors would be wondering what the hell we were listening to!" He goes on to imitate a neighbor. "They'd be all like: Oh man, that opera is cussing up a storm! What? Is Pavarotti drunk?!"

We started giggling, imaging what it would be like to come up with a whole operatic scene and have a microphone or something up against the wall to see if we could pick up what the neighbors were saying about us. Would they think that we actually were watching somesort of fucked up opera, or would they have realized that we were shouting obscenities at each other - think that we must have gone psycho - and called the cops on us?

Both options would have been hilarious! I tell ya, we spend a lot of time coming up with schemes to drive others crazy, lol!