Gryffin (8) asks: "If an eel is electric, then why doesn't it electrocute the entire ocean?"
Mama: "Because it's not strong enough. The fish in front of him would probably die, but nothing else would."
Daddy: "Think of it this way, if a man was holding a grenade and pulled the pin and it exploded in his hand, he would be a goner, but if you were standing 20 feet away, you probably wouldn't be effected at all."
Mama: "Yeah he would, he'd be like EW!"
Daddy: "Yeah, he'd probably need to take a shower!"
Mama laughs and Gryffin makes a sound of understanding then walks away.
Daddy continues: "The Sargent would be like, 'You've got privates on you!'"
Mama: "But he was a Corporal..."
Daddy: "Yeah I know, but you have the Corporal's privates on you!"
Mama: "Oh man, I didn't even notice! I gotta go wash them off, ew..."
There's nothing like a good analogy, lol!
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