They did what with that dog?!

As we were laying in bed talking tonight, not sure why, but that recent news article about the Marine and his wife that got into trouble for letting their dog have WAY too much fun with wifey and getting it on video AND posting it to the internet came up. It's shameful that such things happen because it gives the men who serve our country a bad reputation. Also, if they were hurting the dog, we'd be part of the mob demanding justice.

That said, they weren't hurting the dog. They were doing the opposite of hurting the dog. They were letting the dog have as much fun as he wanted. As repugnant as WE feel that is, it's VERY different than actually hurting the dog, and I'm not really sure why it's being punished so harshly.

Anyway, hubby chuckles and says: "That reminds me of that old vet joke!"

"Which joke?" I wonder curiously.

"You know, the one where there are three dogs in the vet's office waiting for be dealt with. The first dog says: What are you in here for? I'm here because I'm a digger and I dug up all the master's flowers, so I'm going to be put down.
The second dog says: I'm here because I'm a pisser. I piss on everything, so I'm going to be put down. What about you? He asks the third dog.
Oh me? Well, I'm a humper. I hump everything. Just yesterday, I saw the master's wife bend over as she was getting out of the shower. I couldn't help it! I jumped up on her and started humping away!
The first two dogs look at each other and nod: Ah, so you're getting put down too.
Nope! The third dogs assures them. I'm just here to get my nails clipped.

Ba-dum-dum! lol!