A Twisted Sense of Humor

My hubby has a twisted sense of humor. However, some of his humor comes from being a guy, lol! For example, how many guys do you know that would do this?

One day when our first son was only about 2 months old, I laid him down for a nap and he was sleeping peacefully. Then he fussed a bit and my husband went to go check on him because I was concentrating on something else. A couple of minutes later, he came back out into the kitchen where I was standing next to my mom. James appeared to have swaddled the baby into a nice little bundle, which he cradled in his arms. He looks over at me, grins, and says: "Here, catch!"

I screamed in terror as he promptly threw the bundle at me. As far apart as we were, I knew that I would never catch it! I watched in horror as the blanket opened wide to drop my baby on the floor... and then James bust up laughing.

My mother was clutching her chest as if having a heart attack, and she shouted at James: "Don't DO that to me!"

Meanwhile, I was panting in terror, and searching the blanket that was now on the floor for my baby. James - still laughing - tells me: "Don't worry! He's still in his swing, sleeping." He then points to the swing which is right in the kitchen with us, but that both me and my mother had forgotten about in the heat of the moment!

I about KILLED him!