This weekend, my husband was in the car with his brother, his daughter, and his mother. At one point, they were discussing how people who love Jesus always seem so consumed by passion. My hubby gave an example of a woman - usually wearing an old Dolly Parton style outfit, or possibly something a showgirl would wear - who rubs her body as she says something like: "Jesus is my Savior!"
James then goes on to say to his daughter: "I wonder what your mom would say if she brought you to church and there was a man up there who drops the robes he's in to reveal a sequined-covered spandex suit. Then he oils himself up as he calls out: "Mohammed went to the mountain!"
James says: "At that point, your mom would probably try to drag you out of there, and you (his daughter) would be like: Mom! You're interrupting the sermon!"
At this point, even James mom is damn near hyperventilating from laughing too hard. His daughter - completely red in the face - chokes out: "Shut up!" But she can't stop laughing either, lol!
Hubby then asks his daughter: "I wonder what your grandma would do if she went to church and saw that? I bet she'd have a stroke! However, they wouldn't have to worry about passing the collection plate around anymore; people would be throwing their money up at the pulpit!"
Hmm... Maybe I should found a church like that...
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