Thursday, April 18, 2013

An Embarrassing Quickie

(Written exactly as James narrated it to me, CRINGE!)

Here's a quickie that'll embarrass my wife. Early on in our marriage, Roxie and I - having long since had similar senses of humor - one day as we were leaving the mall, we started driving out of the parking lot, and came to a set of lights. As soon as we stopped, Roxie started letting out a rather loud, somewhat long burp. Moments after she begins her burp, I chime in with my own burp. As she finishes her burp, I cut mine off and say: "Come on Hon, we're not quite in sync. Let's do it again! One two three!" BURP! "Come on honey, you're not even trying!"

At this point, she is doubled over laughing. Thank God she wasn't driving!

Ladies, you know your husband does this kind of stuff too, lol!

(He's right, I'm tempted to hide my head in shame...)

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