What did my radio ever do to you?

Shortly after moving into his first apartment, Hubby needed to go grocery shopping one day. When
he said that he was going to go, his roommate and roommate's girlfriend - J - immediately said that they needed to pick up some stuff as well, and asked to ride along. 

There was another friend over at the time, a girl - E. So they all climbed into the car, the two guys up front, and the two girls in the back. On their way to the car, James had picked up the mail. As it was a tiny black 84 Chrysler Lazer, there was very little room. He hadn't minded that J was smoking as she walked to the car and got in. When he started the car, he reached down to the shifter between the seats and put the car in reverse. Immediately, he felt a hot searing pain in the back of his elbow,
and damn near screamed as his arm shot forward and he ended up punching out the radio. Everyone
in the car was wondering what the hell was wrong with him. 

J suddenly complained that he had crushed her cigarette. He replies, "Yeah, with the back of my elbow! What the hell were you thinking!"
 
The cherry of her cigarette had burned him! So with the back of his arm burning - a blister
forming - and his knuckles bleeding, everyone started laughing at him. Grumbling, James finally
pulled out of the parking lot and headed out to the grocery store. 

They got about 2 blocks from the grocery store and got stuck in traffic. So, Hubby starts looking through his mail. He opens his phone bill, and pulls out a page full of stickers advertising a long distance deal of 10 cents per minute. From the back of the car, one of the girls asked for the stickers, so he handed them over. 

About a minute later, he notices movement in the back of the car and glances in the
rearview mirror to find that they had stripped off their button-up shirts AND the teeshirts they
wore underneath - plus their bras - and were now completely topless.

You have to realize that he wasn't dating either of them, and yet in the middle of traffic, they
have gotten half naked. He roars the question, "What are you doing?!" They assure him that they
aren't naked - as they have stuck the blue phone stickers over their nipples. 

They eventually arrived at the grocery store, and hubby decides to keep to himself because they have already gone crazy in his opinion. A few minutes later, he realized that they were still close by with only their button up shirts on, but they were hanging open. He says: "Please button up your shirts! I shop here a lot and don't want to get banned!" 

J replies: "Don't worry, we're covered!" As she pulls her shirt open even more. To which he quickly hastened away to shop and pretend that he didn't know them. As he's in the meat section, he suddenly and unexpectedly headbutted the counter because each of the girls had decided to grab one of his ass cheeks, and then quickly ran off when they saw his head bounce off the rack. 

After consoling his wounded pride, he turns to see them on either side of his roommate. Opting for payback, he snuck up behind them, and then goosed them so hard that they were both lifted a good 2 inches off the floor. And for those of you that don't know, goosing is when a guy shoves a couple of fingers into the crotch area of the victim, lol! 

The dual high-pitched, blood curdling scream drew tons of curious stares, but by the time anyone looked, he had already shifted his hands to their shoulders. After which, they both whimpered: "Please don't kill us!" But he couldn't stop laughing. 

All and all, it was a pretty eventful shopping trip, lmao!